Best Kim Kardashian Marriage Jokes and Tweets Short MarriageSo as you may have heard by now Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have called it quits on their marriage after 72 days. Although I wouldn’t make jokes about people getting divorced, the people on twitter will. Check out this trending topic that over took twitter this morning when the news was announced. Check out my favorite tweets below:


I present to you the 10 Best #KimKMarriageWasShorter than tweets.

#KimKmarriageWasShorter than Reggie Bush’s 40 yard dash..

#KimKMarriageWasShorter than a Fat kids stay in the vegetable aisle

#KimKmarriageWasShorter than Taylor Swifts acceptance speech before Kanye interrupted

#KimKMarriageWasShorter than a midget with no legs

#KimKMarriageWasShorter then Amber Roses Hair

#KimKmarriageWasShorter than a Miami dolphins winning streak

#KimKmarriageWasShorter than Kris Humphries minutes per game.

#KimKMarriageWasShorter than a fruit fly’s entire lifespan

#KimKmarriageWasShorter than Precious doing push ups

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